Ever feel like the holidays are a drag? Well, you’ll be in good company at A Very Joan Crawford Christmas (Nov. 28 – Dec.23) from Triangle Productions. The mad-cap mommy’s ramblings about everything from Pepsi and Vodka to Mamacita, her housekeeper, make for a new, alternative Christmas tradition.
The legendary showbiz star from Hollywood’s golden age gabs about boys and booze and shares her tips for holiday hostesses. Want to host a dinner party with style? Seat your hairdresser next to a professor, dammit.
Complete with a tour of her home (wire hangers and all), and plenty of dish on the bitter old cranberry’s ex-husbands, the show is just like spending the holidays with family — well, family that you happen to despise.